A man goes out and buys a new Vette convertible. One night he takes it out
for a spin, and stops at a red light. An old man pulls up next to him riding
a mo-ped. The old man looks over the guy in the Vette and says, "What kind
of car ya got there sonny?"
The man replies, "It's a 2006 Corvette, the best sports car in the USA; it
cost me over $50,000."
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. Why do they cost so much?"
"Because they can go 170 miles an hour!"
The old man pokes his head in the window, looks around, leans back on his
mo-ped and says, "That's a pretty nice car all right!"
Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what the
car can do. He floors it, and in a few seconds the speedo reads 120 MPH. He
is stunned however, when he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems
to be catching up to him. Afraid it might be a cop, he slows down to 65 and
suddenly whhhoooosshh! Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than this Vette?" the man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming directly towards him. Whhoooosshh!
It goes by, heading the opposite direction! And it sorta looked like the old
man on the mo-ped!
"Couldn't be! How could a mo-ped outrun a Vette?"
Then again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whhooosshh - Blam!
Something plows into the back of the Vette! The man jumps out. It IS the old
man! Of course, the mo-ped and the old man are in a world of hurt.
Distraught, the guy says to the old man, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything
I can do for you?"
The old man groans and replies, "Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders
from your side view mirror?"
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