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To: "Healeys@Autox. Team. Net" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Subject: Friday Funny
From: "Mark Goodman" <mkgoodman@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2006 16:36:01 -0500
                         COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE > 
*Don't squat with your spurs on 
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 *Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment. 
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*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back  in.

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*If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to
make sure it's still there. 
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*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody  else's dog around. 
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*After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring.  He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.  The  moral:

 "When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut." 
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*Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 
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*There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.  Neither one works. 
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*If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 
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*Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco. 
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*It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. 
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*Always drink upstream from the herd. 
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*When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be
surprised  if they learn their lesson. 
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*When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown  around
by somebody else. 
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*The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
in  your pocket. 
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*Never miss a good chance to shut up. 
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Mark Goodman
66BJ8 35503




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