>> Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his
>>own.
>>
>> Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
>>
>> Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
>>
>> If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
>>
>> Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him
>>win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get
>>out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4
>>card from the game UNO.
>>
>> Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
>>
>> Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
>>
>> If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish
>>is dying.
>>
>> If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably
>>best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets
>>thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.
>>
>> Whenever Chuck Norris's wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he
>>throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
>>
>> When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
>>
>> If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
>>till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in
>>the face.
>>
>> Chuck Norris' only pick up line is him snapping his fingers, pointing
>>at a girl, and then pointing to his bulge. Chuck Norris gets it all the
>>time.
>>
>> Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
|