> Subject: 10 Best Caddy Comeback Lines of the Year
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>#10.. Golfer, "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
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>Caddy, "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
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>#9. Golfer, "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
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>Caddy, "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
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>#8. Golfer, "Do you think my game is improving?"
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>Caddy, "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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># 7.. Golfer, "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
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>Caddy, "Eventually."
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># 6.. Golfer, "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
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>Caddy, "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
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>coincidence."
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># 5.. Golfer, "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too
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>much of a distraction."
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>Caddy, "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
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># 4.. Golfer, "How do you like my game?"
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>Caddy, "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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># 3.. Golfer, "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
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>Caddy, "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
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># 2.. Golfer, "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
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>Caddy, "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
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>And - the # 1 "Best Caddy Comment":
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>Golfer, "That can't be my ball, it's too old,"
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>Caddy, "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.
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