And THIS is why men are happier!!!
Bob Johnson
BJ8
----- Original Message -----
From: "Mark Goodman" <mkgoodman@worldnet.att.net>
To: "Healeys@Autox. Team. Net" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Sent: Thursday, February 09, 2006 3:04 PM
Subject: The 3 Bears
> The 3 Bears:
>
> A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...
>
> Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at
> the table, and he looks into his small bowl.
> It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he
> squeaks.
> Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big
> chair.
> He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
> "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.
>
> Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from
> the kitchen and yells,
> "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go
> through this with you idiots?
> It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
> It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
> It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
> It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from
> last night and put everything away.
> It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early
> morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
> It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
> It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned
> the litter boxes, gave the cats their food, and
> refilled
> their water.
> And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
> downstairs
> and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen
> carefully,
> because I'm only going to say this once....
> I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"
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