Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a
beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that
the penalty for
his desire would be death should he try to touch
them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio
the Physician,
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon
Slayer
to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000
gold coins to
arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer
readily agreed to
the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere
while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and
grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address
this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen
that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this
type of itch, and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick
the Dragon Slayer
would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the
Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote for the
itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth,
and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous and
magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick the Dragon
Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon
Slayer found Horatio
the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold
coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer
couldn't have cared
less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could
never report this
matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to
get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a
massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's underwear. The
King immediately
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - - Pay
your bills.
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