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Subject: Friday Funny XX rated
From: Jackson Krall <jackson_krall@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, 27 Jan 2006 14:47:59 -0800 (PST)
  Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a
beautiful Queen with
  voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that
the penalty for
  his desire would be death should he try to touch
them.

  One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio  the
  Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio
the Physician,
  exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon 
Slayer
  to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000
gold coins to
  arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer
readily agreed to
  the scheme.

  The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
itching powder
  and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere
while she bathed.
  Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and
grew intense. 

  Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address
this incident,
  Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen
that only a special
  saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this
type of  itch, and
  that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick
the  Dragon Slayer
  would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

  The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the
  Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote for the
  itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth,
and for the  next
  four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous  and
  magnificent breasts.

  The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick the Dragon
  Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

  Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon
Slayer found Horatio
  the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold
coins. With his
  obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer
couldn't have cared
  less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could
never report this
  matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to
get lost.

  The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a
massive dose of the
  same itching powder into the King's underwear. The
King immediately
  summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

  The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - - Pay
your bills.
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