>"Yet Another Blond Joke"
>A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
>flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the
>car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde,
>"do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
>fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which
>have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I
>don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them
>to
>the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to,"
>said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of
>the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they
>went.
>Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
>Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down
>the
>street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a
>big
>crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the
>blonde. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100
>to
>take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde,
>but we had money left over... so now we're going to Sea World.
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