Ha, Ha, thanks for the weekend jump start Mr . Spanner. : )))))
Mark
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Mr. Finespanner" <mrfinespanner@earthlink.net>
> To: "healey list" <healeys@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Friday, January 06, 2006 9:26 PM
> Subject: friday funny -- the Good Samaritan
>
>
>> One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he
>> saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Surprised, he
>> ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
>>
>> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
>>
>> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We
>> have to eat grass."
>>
>> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you"
>> the lawyer said.
>>
>> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
>> there, under that tree." "Bring them along" the lawyer replied.
>>
>> Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, too."
>> The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a
>> wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer
>> answered.
>>
>> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
>> large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows
>> turned the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
>> taking all of us with you."
>>
>> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The
>> grass is almost a foot high."
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