17 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. AT LUNCH, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON AND POINT A HAIRDRYER
AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.
2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.
3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH
THAT.
4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN"
5. WHEN TRYING ON CLOTHES IN A DRESSING ROOM, YELL OUT "THERE IS NO TOILET
PAPER IN HERE"
6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS"
7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY"
8. DONT USE PUNCTUATION
9. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.
10. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THRU ORDER IS "TO GO"
11. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA
12. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T RHYME
13. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA AND PLAY TROPICAL SOUNDS ALL
DAY.
14. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON I WON!"
15. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THEY'RE LOOSE!"
16. TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER, "DUE TO THE ECONOMY, WE ARE GOING TO LET
ONE OF YOU GO."
17. NOW SEND THIS EMAIL TO SOMEONE TO MAKE THEM SMILE. SMILING IS THERAPY!
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