I think everyone remembers the amazing but true story of Lorainna Bobbitt who
cut off her husband's penis when she found out that he was having an
extramarital affair, then went for a car ride and threw it out the window.
The little-known footnote is that two fellows, both of whom had been
drinking, were following closely behind her car, so close in fact that the
"member"
bounced off their windshield.
The driver turned to the passenger and said "Did you see the size of the dick
on that bug!"
Best--Michael Oritt
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