Career Over ------ Life Ended!
You gotta know when to hold em; know when to fold em!
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state
her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her
to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in
a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his
employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been
let
go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another
position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they
were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.Then she showed him
certificates of
deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed
him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these
holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice
and
blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given
you all my business!"
THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut...
You gotta know when to hold em; know when to fold em!
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