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Are you ready??? Early Fri. Fun.....................

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Subject: Are you ready??? Early Fri. Fun.....................
From: "Just Brits" <justbrits@comcast.net>
Date: Thu, 1 Sep 2005 17:15:05 -0500
ARE YOU READY FOR THE ASYLUM?

 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What
is  the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"

 "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a
 teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
 bathtub."

 1. Would you use the spoon?

 2. Would you use the teacup?

 3. Would you use the bucket?

 "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
 bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."

 "Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

 (You are not required to tell anyone how you did on this test)




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