Do the British eat their ice cream warm?
Mike
mikebn2@win.net
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From: "Carlos Cruz" <healey3000bn7@yahoo.com>
To: "Healey List" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 10:51 AM
Subject: Re: NATIONAL ICE CREAM SOCIAL DAY
> NBC News
> Date Line: August 16, 2005
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> Peter Pullyurchain
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> Dairy farmers and ice cream vendors throughout North America have grown
quite concerned over rumors of a possible invasion from the British well
at least British car owners. Rumors have been flying on the Internet about
a British car club with a Jeckel and Hyde identity crisis. Part of the time
they go by the name Austin Healey Club USA and other times Austin Healey
Club of America. In both cases they have chosen to alienate fellow car
owners in Canada and Mexico. Al Gore, inventor of the Internet and former
Vice President of the United States had no immediate comment.
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> Bob Utter, spokesman for the National Dairy Council held a press
conference yesterday and expressed concern over the proximity of the hot
little cars and ice cream. This could be a disaster. Most sewer systems
in the US are not equipped to handle a flood of melted ice cream. All of
those mobile ovens should be shipped back to the UK.
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> Similar sentiments are streaming in from dairy farmers. Cecil Nekk, known
as Red to his fellow Dairy Farmers had this to say, Who dem Brits tink de
r? Bringin all dem tiny foraine microwave ovens nere me bovines. Dis iz
Merica. We drive Merican steel ova here.
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> The Ice Cream Vendors Association spokeswoman, Margarita (Margaret) Vaca
Del Rancho attempted to diffuse the situation. Weve tried to help our
membership understand that there really is no reason for concern. We have
it on good authority that 98.1% of this group use trailers to move their
cars. We suspect the other 2% do not know about the event. The primary
concern for our vendors will be adequate trailer parking.
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> Several attempts were made to reach Reid Trummel of the Austin Healey Club
USA organization for comment. Evidently he is keeping a low profile
following his affiliation transplant surgery. Don Lenschow, President of
the organization only had this to say, This event is utterly ridiculous.
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