Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, live in Florida. They're all
excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to
discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests
they go in.
"Are you the owner?" asks Jacob, addressing the man behind the
counter:
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
"We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
"Of course we do," the Pharmacist says.
"How about medicine for circulation?"
"All kinds," says Pharmacist.
"Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?" asks Jacob.
"Definitely."
"How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist answers, "Of course."
Jacob asks, "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
"Yes, a large variety. The works."
"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist says, "Absolutely."
"You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" asks Jacob.
Pharmacist nods. "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask?"
"Well, answers Jacob, "we'd like to use this store as our Bridal
Registry."
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