Here in Kentucky, ya don't see too many people hang-glidin'. Bubba
decided to save up and get himself a hang-glider. He takes it to the
highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he takes off
running and reaches the edge - and into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks was sittin' on the porch swing talkin
bout the good ol' days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen!
"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!"
Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw."
She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful
aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG!
The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the treetops.
Ma says "I think ya missed him, Paw."
"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go-a Bubba!"
----- Original Message -----
From: Terry Blubaugh
To: Healey Discussion List
Sent: Friday, July 29, 2005 9:33 AM
Subject: Friday Funnies (G)
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
world.
After her talk, she has a "question and answer" period.
One little boy raises his hand and the Senator asks him for his name.
" Kenneth."
And what is your question, Kenneth?"
I have three questions: First, whatever happened to your medical
health care
plan? Second, why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the
office? And third, whatever happened to all those things you took
when you
left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the
children
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right
question
time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points to him and
asks him
for his name.
"Larry."
"And what is your question?"
"I have five questions: First, whatever happened to your medical
health care
plan? Second, why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the
office? Third, whatever happened to all those things you took when
you left
the White House? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes
early?
And fifth, what happened to Kenneth?
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