I'm trying not to laugh cause this is pretty close to reality after 50.
:)))))))))
Oops there goes that tail pipe again!
Mark
----- Original Message -----
From: "Terry Blubaugh" <tblubaugh@verizon.net>
To: "Healey Discussion List" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, May 27, 2005 10:29 PM
Subject: Friday Funnies-appropriate
> Subject: If my body was a car
>
>
> If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
> it in
> for a new model.
>
> I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is
> getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
>
> My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as sleek
> as
> a little Austin-Healey; now they look more like my mother's old Buick.
>
> My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My seats are sagging.
>
> Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Ben & Jerry's opened a shop in my
> neighborhood.
>
> Air bags? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are under my eyes.
> Not
> counting the saddlebags, of course.
>
> I have soooo many miles on my odometer. Sure, I've been many places and
> seen
> many things, but when's the last time an appraiser factored life
> experiences
> against depreciation.
>
> My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up
> close.
>
> My reaction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid
> and
> bump into things even in the best of weather.
>
> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
>
> It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. I'm burning fuel at an
> inefficient rate.
>
> But here's the worst of it -almost every time I sneeze or cough, my
> radiator
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