Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women
could go to choose a husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was,
once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose
a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't
go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre
to find some husbands...
First floor: The door had a sign saying,
"These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said,
"Well, that's better than not* having a job
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they went.*Second floor: The sign read,
"These men have high paying jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking."
"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor: This sign read, "These men have high
paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and
help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting."
But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor: This door had a sign saying
"These men have high paying jobs, love kids, help with
the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried,
"Just think what must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor: The sign on that door read,
"This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women
are impossible to please."
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