Subject: Friday Funny.
Shopping at K-Mart
One day, in line at the works cafeteria,
Jack says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd
better see a doctor."
"Listen, don't waste your time down at the
surgery," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer at K-Mart
Just give it a urine sample and
the computer will tell you what's wrong,
and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and only costs five
Dollars.....a lot quicker and
better than a doctor".
So Jack collects a urine sample in a small
jar and takes it to K-Mart
He deposits five pounds and the computer
lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the
slot and waits. Ten seconds
later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in
warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks".
That evening while thinking how amazing
this new technology was, Jack
began wondering if the computer could be
fooled. He mixed some tap
water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
samples from his wife and
daughter, and masturbated into the mixture
for good measure.
Jack hurried back to K-Mart, eager to check
what would happen. He deposits
five dollars, pours in his concoction, and
awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get
her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They
aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And if you don't stop playing with
yourself, your elbow will never
get better...
........thank you for shopping at K-Mart
Regards.
David.
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