The Chicken and the Healey
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the
chicken spied the farmer's Healey. Finding the keys in the ignition, the
chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive with the shiny Healey, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
bumper of the farmer's BN7, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with
the aid of the powerful Healey, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the
chicken drove the Healey back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the
wiser when he returned. \
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a
moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he
told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out
of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
life.
The moral of the story? (Yep, there's a moral!)
! "When you're Hung like a Horse, You don't Need a Healey to Pick up
Chicks!"
You may have seen this joke before, but it's a good laugh for a Friday
Morning.
Cheers,
FG
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