crotch rockets

["James Shope" <healeymanjim@JoiMail.com>]

i never saw or heard about the jet powered bycycle, but i did hear about some
idiot somewhere in arizona that strapped a JATO (     jet assisted take-off)
bottle to the top of his old pontiac and fired it off.  they estimated he was
doing a couple hundred miles an hour when he hit the rocks. all they found of
him was jello.  cannot authenticate but sounds good.  healeymanjim