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Monday Humor: My Car Speaks For Itself

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Subject: Monday Humor: My Car Speaks For Itself
From: James Wilson <j.wilson@mgt.gla.ac.uk>
Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 11:34:56 +0100
My Car Speaks For Itself 

from: http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=1951

Austin-Healey 3000 
I can put raw meat on the transmission hump and have a well done steak by
the time I arrive anywhere."

Jaguar XJ6 
I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.


MGB 
I am dating a mechanic.

Triumph TR6 
I am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge. 

Volvo 240 
Other drivers are unsafe. Let me go ahead and pull out in front of this guy
to slow him down.





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