Most Triumphant Amici .......This came from a friend of mine in dear old
Scotland by the sea ..... I thought it might make you laugh a little harder
........ apologies if it crosses your political sensibilities (any Tony Blair
jokes welcome !)...RegardsTonyHillary and Bill Clinton and Al Gore die in a
car accident>and suddenly find themselves in heaven.>>God addresses
Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?">>Al replies, "Well, I believe I
won that election, but that>it was your will that I did not serve. And I've
come to>understand that now.">>God thinks for a second and says, "OK,
very good. Come and>sit at my left.">>God then addresses Bill. "Bill,
what do you believe in?">>Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've
sinned, but>I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I
hope>no grudges are held against me.">>God thinks for a second and
says, "You are forgiven, my son.>Come and sit at my right.">>God then
addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe>in?">>Hillary says,
"I believe you're in my chair.">
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