For your vital financial iinformation!!!
Enjoy!
Greg Petrolati Champaign, Illinois
That's not a leak... My car's just marking its territory...
>INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
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>If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
>worth
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>$49.00.
>
>With Enron,
>
>you would have had
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>$16.50
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>left of the original $1,000.00.
>
>
>With WorldCom,
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>you would have had less than
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>$5.00 left.
>
>
>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
>
>worth of Beer one year ago,
>
>
>drank all the beer,
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>then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
>you would have had
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>$214.00.
>
>
>Based on the above,
>
>current investment advice is to
>
>drink heavily and
>recycle.
>
>It's called the 401 Keg Plan
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