You Wrote:
Come on! You've been down south. Those people don't shower.
Bill (Damdinger)
Dear Mr. Dumb Dingler,
First off, we in the South, along with the rest of the civilized English
speaking world, capitalize south when it refers to a proper region.
Your English communication skills, or lack thereof, not withstanding should
not deter you from feeling welcome on your visit to the South. Although you
may find something of a cultural gulf between refined Southerners and
snooty-nosed, booger-eating, shooter-drinking damn-yankees, there will
always be a welcome hand offered to ease your transition into the
enlightened society of gentlemen and beautiful women. Come on down you'll.
You hear?
Besides. Who needs a shower when you can squash a half-chewed Mennen stick
in you arm pit?
Richard, "One of Those People," Taylor
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