Oh, I forgot that you're south of the equator. Everything works exactly
the opposite there, so nitrogen is *worse* and the ideal gas law has been
repealed in favor of the ideal beer law. Which states: FB+6TP=WPB or Full
Bladder plus 6 tubes of Piss (Australian for cans of beer) = Wet Pucker
Brush.
Be careful with that chemistry set, they're not safe for anyone over 14,
and be careful with Viagra, it's not safe for anyone under 57.
-----Original Message-----
From: Wes Dayton [mailto:oilyrag@hsrca.org.au]
Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 4:05 PM
To: Friends of Triumph
Subject: Tyre Pressure/Temperature
Good gawd - being the one who started all this, I feel obliged to make use
of the advice given.
Hence, I will now completely abandon all racing activities and devote my
remaining years to experimental work. I have already cleared out the
basement to prepare it as a laboratory and have stolen the kids "Mr.
Wizard Chemistry Set". I have also ordered a number of the compounds and
gases noted by all of you (Helium etc) although I'll wait until the wife
goes to the hairdresser before I order the four gallons of Viagra.
I have really appreciated all the help, and must admit that I could relate
best to the (very honest) comments of Larry Young - "I've been measuring
tire temperature and pressure, too. I don't have a clue about what I'm
doing, but I do it because I see everyone else doing it". I can really
relate to that!
I think I have all the information I need for the moment, and will let you
all know if I have any break-throughs in the lab. I just hope that, since
I live in Sydney, the results are not affected by any phenomenon peculiar
to the Southern hemisphere.
Professor Wes Dayton
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