Uncle Jack wrote
>Snip<
.Speaking of ugly cars >snip< I understand that you have to smear bacon
grease on the
> car to get the dogs close enough to pee on the tires
- wonderful stuff - .
By the way SP 250's disappeared in large numbers over here. They started
chewing through garage doors, eating children and garden equipment, and
poking their exhaust pipes through the mailboxes of tax officials, Jaguar
production engineers, politicians and ethnic minority groups. Things
finally came to a head when two of the Queen's corgis vanished without
trace from Windsor Great Park during a Daimler Rally. Thereafter, The Lord
Chamberlain decreed that any SP250 spotted in a public place without a
Triumph escort was to be taken to the local vets and put down immediately.
Paul
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