I don't like to do this but this hit the funny bone!!!
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> His and Her Drive Through ATM Instructions:
> > >
> > > His:
> > > 1. Pull up to ATM
> > > 2. Insert Card
> > > 3. Enter PIN and account
> > > 4. Take cash, card and receipt
> > > 5. Drive away
> > >
> > > Hers:
> > > 1. Pull up to ATM
> > > 2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
> > > 3. Shut off engine
> > > 4. Put keys in purse
> > > 5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
> > > 6. Hunt for card in purse
> > > 7. Insert card
> > > 8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it
> > > 9. Enter PIN
> > > 10. Study instructions.
> > > 11. Hit "cancel"
> > > 12. Reenter correct PIN
> > > 13. Check balance
> > > 14. Look for envelope
> > > 15. Look in purse for pen
> > > 16. Make out deposit slip
> > > 17. Endorse checks
> > > 18. Make deposit
> > > 19. Study instructions
> > > 20. Make cash withdrawal
> > > 21. Get in car
> > > 22. Check makeup
> > > 23. Look for keys
> > > 24. Start car
> > > 25. Check makeup
> > > 26. Start pulling away
> > > 27. Stop
> > > 28. Back up to machine
> > > 29. Get out of car
> > > 30. Take card and receipt
> > > 31. Get back in car
> > > 32. Put card in wallet
> > > 33. Put receipt in checkbook
> > > 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
> > > 35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
> > > 36. Check makeup
> > > 37. Put car in reverse
> > > 38. Put car in drive
> > > 39. Drive away from machine
> > > 40. Drive 3 miles
> > > 41. Release parking brake
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