I loved Fredd's priceless analogy that If a woman is not speaking 'it's
either a miracle or you need your hearing checked'
A few quotes on love and marriage.
Venus, a beautiful, good natured lady, was the goddess of love; Juno, a
terrible shrew, was the goddess of marriage - and they were always mortal
enemies - Jonathan Swift
Marriage is a dull meal with the desert at the beginning - Toulouse-Lautrec
If we take matrimony at its lowest, we regard it as no more than a sort of
friendship recognized by the police - Robert Louis Stevenson.
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. - Chekov.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orang-utan trying to play the
violin -
Honore de Balzac.
When a man steals you wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her-
Sacha Guitry.
I look at the fair sex with something like the admiration with which I
regard the starry sky on a frosty December night. I admire the beauty of
the Creator's workmanship; I am charmed with the wild but graceful
eccentricity of the motions; and I wish both of them good night - Robert
Burns.
Finally that great American comedian GEORGE BURNS said, "Sex at 93 is like
playing billiards with a rope'.
Paul
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