Pretty Funny.
Mike
> Do you have everything you need?
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> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her
and speaks in a clear voice.
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> "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I
want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
>
> The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and
she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but
grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
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> He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up goes the
speed to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. The speed is now 65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the
boat."
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> The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete flyover. This
makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you
want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.
>
> "No, I've got everything I need." she says.
>
> "Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?"
>
> Just before they slam into the wall at 80 mph, the wife turns to him and
smiles. "The airbag."
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