60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Maine plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Bidderford Maine sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Portland Maine drive with the windows
down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
Ends swimming season in Maine.
20 above zero:
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear,
gloves, wool hats.
People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
NC landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Kennebunk Maine have the last cookout
before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Maine close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Maine get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies
door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington, DC runs out of hot air.
People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Maine people get frustrated because they can't
start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the
Kelvin scale).
Maine public schools may closed.
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
People in Maine start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer
ya?"
Truth of the matter- temp outside 1 F
temp inside- 90 'cause I put too much wood in the stove.....
roadster content- I warned you it was ot!!!!!
daveS
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