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You might be a roadster maniac if ......Part 2

To: Datsun Roadsters <datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net>
Subject: You might be a roadster maniac if ......Part 2
From: Gary Boone <gboone@sisna.com>
Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 13:06:48 -0700
Do any of these hit home?

You might be a roadster maniac if.........
-Your daughter was a ***ROC member when she was 1 day old.

-You actually enjoy driving in the rain or snow with the top down on the
way to work.

-You laugh when someone asks to see your wallet photos of your family
and all you have are photos of your roadster.

-You know the VIN and production date of your roadster(s), but can't
remember your social security number.

-You buy really cheap tires for your everyday car, so you can save big
$$$ for the roadster tires.

-You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to
Shasta.

-You think that traction control and ABS are for those who can't drive.

-It's your parents 50th anniversary and you send them a gift certificate
for dinner out, because your roadster is due out of the paint shop that
weekend.

-You've ever tried to convince your wife you needed that UniSyn to fix
the air filter on her minivan.

-You put receipts for the Solex kit and Panasports in the file labeled
"Annual Auto Repair Expense".

-You save broken roadster parts as "momentos".

-You have a "home" toolbox and a "roadster" toolbox.

-You can look the hotel clerk straight in the eye and say "One Adult,
and could I have some extra towels?".

-You have 3 immaculate roadsters always road ready, but your wife has to
nag you for 2 months before you fix the headlight in her car.

-Your "daily driver" is continuously being mistaken for an abandoned car
as you haven't taken the time to wash it in over a year.

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