W A R N I N G !!!!!
If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes," delete it
immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty
nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it
will
also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your
computer. It
demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking
on your
VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's
you attempt
to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only
your
mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into
your fish
tank. It will drink all your beer. (For God's sake, man! Are
you
listening?!?!)
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are
expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with
Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back
and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a
way
that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite
your backup
files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and
incorporating
undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the
interpretations
of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98
environment,
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
plugged
in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only
remove the
forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will
also replace
your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
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