Really bad mechanic joke I ran across:
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a
mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was
involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently,
learning all she could. When time for the practical exam approached, she
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill.
When the results came back, she was surprised to find that she had
obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, she called the instructor,
saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed
adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I
gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."
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Laurie :-)
70 SPL311
69 SRL311
Chandler, AZ
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