Crusty Ratchet's Low Tech Tip of the Week
The Crudsucker Technique:
You say the last time you cleaned out the carb bowls with an air hose you
got enough aerosol to ignite Yosemite Park? And when you tried a vacuum
cleaner the flames blew out the garage door? And the brake fluid spilling
from your master cylinder job peeled more paint than Godzilla blowing on the
Empire State building? And this is absolutely the last time you can put up
with a mouthful of benzine and rust particles? Is that what's troubling
you, friend?
Then try Crusty's surefire crudsucker technique. Get yourself a turkey
baster. Yessir, squeeze once and that rubber bulb on top of a big plastic
tube sucks up a lot of crud. Squeeze again, and the fluid/crud combo
swooshes out wherever you want it to go. No flames, no blame, you're clean
again and no embarassing benzine breath to give your significant other yet
one more excuse to ditch the Roadster!
Added bonus: Your Thanksgiving turkey filling has mysterious spicy
overtones that will keep your friends guessing!
Yours for remorseless Roadstering,
Crusty
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