Reminds me of a true story,
A friend of mine was riding in a car being driven by a foreign gentleman on
I-95 in Jacksonville. They were flying! Of course, the local police pulled
them over, and the driver said to my friend "Watch this" The policeman
walked up to the window and asked for the drivers license and registration.
Then he proceded to ask the driver, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The driver pointed to the Interstate 95 sign and in his best homeland accent
said "I see 95, I go 95" The officer was so stunned that he let them go!!
A jolly laugh was had by all in the car.
DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!
Sid Raper, Jacksonville Florida
>From: "Sean Trevelyan" <daymore@ozemail.com.au>
>Reply-To: "Sean Trevelyan" <daymore@ozemail.com.au>
>To: <laurahoey@myself.com>, "Gordon Glasgow" <glasgow@serv.net>,
>"Datsun" <datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net>
>Subject: Re: Fwd: [928] Joke not related to 928
>Date: Mon, 3 Jul 2000 10:55:52 +1000
>
>Laura
>Been there, done that (and I have small feet).
>
>A JOKE -
>My sister in law was pulled over by the police for doing 120kph in a 90
>zone. He said "Do you know the speed limit's 90 here" "Yes" says she.
>"You were doing 120" says the police officer. "Get real" says my sister in
>law "it's a Volvo". AND HE LET HER OFF.
>Lynne
>----- Original Message -----
>From: <laurahoey@myself.com>
>To: Gordon Glasgow <glasgow@serv.net>; Datsun
><datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net>
>Sent: Saturday, July 01, 2000 6:30 AM
>Subject: Re: Fwd: [928] Joke not related to 928
>
>
> > Left only one thing out...for those us us whose cars aren't idling well
>the right foot has to straddle the brake AND gas peddle.
> >
> > ~Laura
> > '70 2000
> > Issaquah, WA
> >
> > ---- you wrote:
> > > Got that one right!
> > >
> > > Beamonk@aol.com wrote:
> > >
> > > > 8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
> > > > cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
> > > > banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
> > >
> > > --
> > > Gordon Glasgow
> > > http://www.gordon-glasgow.org
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
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> >
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