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This is unrelated to the Great 928 but I was sent this had to pass it on to
the list.....

Quick Driver Identification by state

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly
on accelerator: BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in CALIFORNIA

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet being on the accelerator
and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in
rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached
to antenna: ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left
lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

Rod Rogge
78 Porsche 928 5 Speed
Oconomowoc, WI.




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