Ooh, lots of those are WAY too close to home!
Michael Landskroner wrote:
> Sound familiar to some of the "elder" Datsun owners?
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> >>
> >> 60s vs 90s
> >>
> >> Then: Long hair.
> >> Now: Longing for hair.
> >>
> >> Then: The perfect high.
> >> Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund.
> >>
> >> Then: KEG.
> >> Now: EKG.
> >>
> >> Then: Acid Rock.
> >> Now: Acid reflux.
> >>
> >> Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
> >> Now: Moving to California because it's warm.
> >>
> >> Then: Pot.
> >> Now: Pot belly.
> >>
> >> Then: Watching John Glenn make history.
> >> Now: Watching John Glenn on the History channel.
> >>
> >> Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
> >> Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
> >>
> >> Then: Seeds and stems are bad.
> >> Now: Roughage is good.
> >>
> >> Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.
> >> Now: Popping joints.
> >>
> >> Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
> >> Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity.
> >>
> >> Then: Killer weed.
> >> Now: Weed killer.
> >>
> >> Then: Wishing you could have a BMW.
> >> Now: Wishing you could have a BM.
> >>
> >> Then: The Grateful Dead.
> >> Now: Dr. Kevorkian.
> >>
> >> Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
> >> Now: Getting a new hip joint.
> >>
> >> Then: Rolling Stones.
> >> Now: Kidney stones.
> >>
> >> Then: Being called into the principal's office.
> >> Now: Being called by the principal's office.
> >>
> >> Then: Screw the system!
> >> Now: Upgrade the system!
> >>
> >> Then: Peace sign.
> >> Now: Mercedes logo.
> >>
> >> Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
> >> Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
> >>
> >> Then: Acid.
> >> Now: Antacid.
> >>
> >> Then: Passing the driver's test.
> >> Now: Passing the vision test.
> >>
> >> Then: "Whatever"
> >> Now: "Depends"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
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