Hello everyone on the Datsun Roadster List,
I just got a pretty cool list of scenarios from a local racing
publication so that you can test yourself. I've adapted them to apply
to those potential roadster maniacs.
YOU MIGHT BE A DATSUN ROADSTER MANIAC IF .........
1. Your email address refers to your roadster than to you.
2. It doesn't bother you to buy new roadster parts when you don't know
where you put your spares.
3. You bought a second roadster before buying a house.
4. You spend the money to restore your roadster before buying furniture
for the new house.
5. You're looking for a parts car and still haven't bought furniture.
6. You find that you need a new house because your collection of
roadsters has outgrown your garage.
7. You sit in your roadster in a dark garage and make car noises and
shift, while waiting for your motor to get back from the machine shop.
8. Your garage holds more roadsters than your house has bedrooms.
9. You have enough roadster spare parts to build another car.
10. More than one roadster parts supplier recognizes your voice and
greets you by name when you call.
11. You have roadster parts in your cubicle at work.
12. Your Christmas list begins with a set of Koni shocks and Panasports
for your roadster (and your significant other knows what these are).
13. People know you by your roadster's year and color.
14. You plan your wedding around your roadster restoration.
15. You remember the dates and details of every part you've replaced on
your roadster but can't remember your phone number.
16. You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles
to Shasta.
17. You own 5 roadsters and only one runs.
There's a lot more where these came from. Anyone want to hear them?
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