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To: Datsun Roadster List <datsun-roadsters-digest@autox.team.net>
Subject: Wanna buy a car?
From: Anvil Technology Pty Ltd <anvil@eagles.com.au>
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 13:26:31 +1100
If the seller says this:              S/he means this:

Engine quiet                           Using 60-weight oil
Needs minor overhaul              Needs new engine
Needs major overhaul              Ready for the junkyard
Burns no oil                            Just throws it out
Gone over and checked out      Sandblasted the sparkplugs
Body fair                                No visible rust
Body good                             Puttied holes
Immaculate                            Had it washed
Concours                               Had it waxed
Need money                          Found a better car
Sharp                                    Whitewall tires
Must sacrifice                        Can't give it away
Firm                                      $300 off for cash
Asking                                  $1000 off for cash
Leaving for the Army               Bank is going to repo it
New top                                 Only 4 years old
Solid as a rock                       Everything rusted together
Drive anywhere                       Whithin 10 miles of home

So one of the 3 cars in the field had a new top eh?

Torsten
1965 (y2k compatible) SP311
Sydney


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