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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
> Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front
> of the mirror, complaining
> to her husband that her breasts are too small.
> > > > >
> Instead of his standard response of reassuring
> her that that wasn't the case, her husband
> uncharacteristically comes up with a
> suggestion. He tells her, "If you want your
> breasts to grow, then every day
> take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
> your breasts for a few seconds."
> > > > >
> Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and
> stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
>
> "How long will this take?" she asks..
> > > > >
> "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
> > > > >
> The wife stops.. "Why do you think rubbing a
> piece of toilet paper between
> my breasts every day will make my breasts grow
> over the years?"
> > > > >
> He replied, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
> > > > >
> He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may
> even walk again.
>
>
>
> Judge Life By Its Sunshine, Not Its Shadows
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