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HUMOR - NO LBC content - How to achieve 100+%

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Subject: HUMOR - NO LBC content - How to achieve 100+%
From: "Musson, Carl" <musson@arts.usf.edu>
Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 18:13:26 -0400
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. Well,
here's how you do that. Here's how you can  achieve 103%.

First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.

Begin by noting the following.  IF:
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4 etc. through the whole alphabet...

Then:
H A R D W O R K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%
Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... This is how
you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is
B U L L S H I T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management and
motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!!!!

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