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Brad's bugeye

To: british-cars@autox.team.net
Subject: Brad's bugeye
From: wzehring@cmb.biosci.wayne.edu (Will Zehring)
Date: Fri, 27 Jan 1995 08:09:38 +0500
Brad of the newly owned bugeye (and fellow fiends):

By all means: sell the bugeye (to me!).  No doubt about it.   Take it from 
one who knows.  That car is just a headache and a pain in the wallet.  Best 
thing for you is to sell it (to me) at a really low price and then you won't 
have to worry about it anymore (because it will be mine).  Roll over your 
profits into a spridget (if that's what you really want; trust me, you don't 
want a bugeye).  Take my advice (yessssir!), because I have your better 
interests in mind (you bet).  Best thing for you to do is roll the profits 
(massive profits, too) over into one of those high interest CD's the banks 
are selling now.  Heck, at these interest rates you'll be a millionaire in 
no time (say, four thousand years).

Will "Is it April 1st yet?" Zehring



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