Nice FIAT! (Was nice MG..)

["Curt Onstott" <onstottc@ucs.orst.edu>]

I get  really  upset when people refer to my midget as a "little 
FIAT."   

A few months ago I was on a drive with my wife and some   of her 
friends.  We passed a car lot  that  had  a midget for sale.  I said, 
"Cool!  Look at that  midget."  My wife's  friend thought  I  was 
referring to a person  and proceeded to chew me out for being  
insensitive.   
-Curt Onstott      '70 MG Midget
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