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Re: ho ho ho (fwd)

To: Anthony Case <easu816@ea.oac.uci.edu>
Subject: Re: ho ho ho (fwd)
From: island@whidbey.net (Judith Winter)
Date: Wed, 30 Nov 94 14:39:11 PST
>        No British car content,but it`s amusing. I DO think however, that Lucas
>may have done some of the engineering.
>

>        I wish I could say I wrote this, but I didn`t. Not sure where 
>it`s from. Happy holidays to all.
>
>                IS THERE A SANTA?
>
>3.  Santa has 31 hours ofChristmas to work with,thanks to time zones and 
>the rotation of the earth


good math (better than insome other sections)


>Santa has 1/1000 th of a second to park, hop 
>out of the sleigh,jump down the chimney....

This assumes that Santa can't be in more than one place at a time.


>6. Conclusion: There was a Santa,but he`s dead now. 

Just like the stars in the sky:  You are seeing something that  (by the
time you see it) has burned out.

In connection,


Judith Winter
island@whidbey.net




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