A few weeks back someone (thank you) signed off their message with:
"If Lucas made weapons, Wars wouldnt start either."
I mentioned this to Pete Shoemaker who retorted: "Boy you sure could have
fun with that. Just finish the sentence; 'If Lucas...'."
That weekend at the British Car Club Hawaii's Technical session we brought
it up again. And I make no claims to originality but this is what came up:
The reason Brits drink warm beer is because Lucas makes refidgerators.
If Lucas made flush toilets, Sears would still be a mail order company.
If Lucas discovered sex, we'd be extinct.
Any other submissions are encouraged.
And Ray, for those of us circumfrencially challanged, we neither give nor
take umbrage. We create it. 8-)
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Some people learn to repeat them while others learn not to.
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