Re: RFC: Top 10 Lucas Punchlines

[southern@sunny.cgd.ucar.edu]

{TOP 10 Lucas Punchlines

A couple lame ones (I'm on the digest, so these may have
already been posted by someone else)....

Why don't the brits build computers?  
  `cause they can't get them to leak oil.

Lucas: The original automotive anti-theft system.

At his funeral service on 14th January 1903, amongst the
hymns sung were "Lead Kindly Light" and "No Shadows
Beyond".


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