> Roland "roadster dude" Dudley
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> P.S. Hey, what's wrong with my paint?
Top Ten List of Reasons Why Nothing's Wrong With Roland's Snake's Paint:
10. The EPA hasn't classified Bondo dust as hazardous emissions.
9. If you haven't picked a color yet, your wife can't beat you up
for picking the wrong one (hi Phil!)
8. You don't have to worry about door dings going through to the primer.
7. Think of the money he saves in Zymol alone!
6. No brushstrokes, orange peel, ripples or sags to mar the finish!
5. The fine spray of Castrol LMA from bleeding the clutch cylinder
with a leaky EaziBleed can't strip it off.
4. Hey, the original Cobra looked just like this one!
3. Babes in bikinis think he's driving an ad for Coors Light.
2. What can be wrong with paint that's still in the can?
And the NUMBER ONE reason there's nothing wrong with Roland's Snake's
Paint:
1. Who cares about the paint -- he's DRIVING this car instead of
storing it, and that's what really matters.
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