Are you dealing with Scarborough Faire
asked the sage Rosemary in time,
Remember that their shipments are phantoms,
They once lost an order of mine.
Are you waiting for parts that are paid,
as the months turn slowly to years,
if they come they may be non-Lucas
and you will drown your sorrows with beers.
Parts for MGs arrive at my home,
but I've only Healeys and "threes",
who'll pay the shipping to send this lot back?
dealing with Moss and the 'factory's a breeze !
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with apol. to Simon and Garfunkel.
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by Christopher Ball
One of the great unrecognised talents of Ontario
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