>>The way I heard it is that Colin and Jimmy Hoffa had
claimed responsibility for crop circles and were
demanding royalties from anyone that capitalized on it.
Nononono... Chapman has hired Elvis to reprise his role in Viva
Las Vegas, with financial backing from Howard Hughes and Sam
Walton. John Lennon is writing some of the songs for the sound
track, and they think they can get Marilyn Monroe for the love
interest opposite The King. Oh, and it's being produced by
Orion Pictures, of course.
The best part is that the car Elvis is going to drive will have
a fully electronic engine and chassis management system from a
new company founded by Ross Perot, Ken Olson, and John Young...
--Scott "Weekly World News, eat your heart out" Fisher
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