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Grilling critters, two for the books

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Subject: Grilling critters, two for the books
From: "DSTONE, 5-9521, BPR: 237-2322" <DSTONE@sc9.intel.com>
Date: Fri, 25 Oct 1991 08:09 PST
     With all this talk about deer collisions (and I hope
     both the Spit & the deer fared well), I just had to
     toss in my $ .02 worth of my oddball animal bumping
     stories. 
          Both occurred while living in Florida (which
     explains the odd nature of the creatures), and both
     were while driving my pumped-up Pinto-powered Alpine 
     MKII, (which explains the odd nature of the driver).

     #1- Miccosukkee Rd. connects Fla. & Ga. and has got to be
     one of the most beautiful fast-driving canopied roads
     in the state. Flogging the Alto (Alpine + Pinto) hard
     on this road one day I came 'round a nice left-hander &
     found what appeared to be a *very* large limb of a tree
     lying across my lane ! Feeling much like the Speedster
     scene in Doc Hollywood, I braked & swerved into the
     other lane, hopefully just enough to miss it but not
     enough to toss the car out of control, when much to my
     surprise the "limb" moved into the other lane as well!
     With impact imminent, I could now see that the limb was
     in fact about 4' of Florida 'gator scampering as fast
     as he could for the safety of the marshes on the other
     side of the road! Too late tho, BWHAM !, up and over him,
     and then a quick glance to the rearview saw his just his tail
     receding into the grass. I drove a bit further on
     (just in case there were more of them right there),
     then stopped to check the car. No visible damages,
     except I had lost about 10yrs of my life. And no, I
     did not go back to check on Mr. Gator........

     #2 On a long flat forgotten road between Hiway 20 & 90,
     I decided one day to wick up the old Alto for a bit. We
     were holding 80 or so, when I saw a group of buzzards
     off on the right hand side of the road, having a
     mid-afternoon snack. No problem thought I, they'll
     leave long before I get there. Well, as I approached,
     one did leave, then another, and another, until only
     one remained, & I was now closing fast. I was watching this
     guy intently, as he just meandered into the middle of
     my lane & sat still. "A game of chicken with a buzzard"
     made me laugh, but still he held fast. I moved over
     just a bit, just in case, and so did he. This was it,
     but I really never believed he would stay there, which
     of course he did. And just before impact, I could have
     sworn he put his head down like a bull about to charge.
     We connected dead-on the passenger side front wheel,
     with quite a jolt. Buzzards are pretty big, I remembered
     just about then. Another thing I remembered about
     buzzards after I stopped to survey the damage (which
     consisted of a fairly significant ding in the wing),
     was that buzzards eat *stinky dead things*  & therefore
     leave a stinky dead mess on your auto when you hit
     them. I learned to avoid buzzards at all costs after
     that.

               cheers-
                      dstone@sc9.intel.com


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